Sunday, March 18, 2007
E-mail ID's of our cricketers
E-mail ID's of our cricketers
1 LAXMAN: available@home-only.com
2 KUMBLE: only@test_match.com
3 SACHIN: admitted@hospital.com
4 KAIF: good@for_nothing.com
5 SEHWAG: consistently@ out_of_form.com
6 DRAVID: stick@crease_like_fevicol.com
7 PATHAN: takewickets@only_with_ kenya.com
8 GREG CHAPPELL: only_experiment@noresult.com
9 Munaf Patel: only_line&length@nospeed.com
10 Harbhajan Singh: no_spinpitch@nowicket.com
11 Suresh Raina: why_i_am_there@ god_knows.com
Related links:http://www.funtoosh.com/
1 LAXMAN: available@home-only.com
2 KUMBLE: only@test_match.com
3 SACHIN: admitted@hospital.com
4 KAIF: good@for_nothing.com
5 SEHWAG: consistently@ out_of_form.com
6 DRAVID: stick@crease_like_fevicol.com
7 PATHAN: takewickets@only_with_ kenya.com
8 GREG CHAPPELL: only_experiment@noresult.com
9 Munaf Patel: only_line&length@nospeed.com
10 Harbhajan Singh: no_spinpitch@nowicket.com
11 Suresh Raina: why_i_am_there@ god_knows.com
Related links:http://www.funtoosh.com/
Labels: Cricket, cricket jokes, email id of indian cricketer, jokes
Performance oriented payment
Now suppose Indian Board decided to pay Indian team on their performance and there are no advs then what will happen
Anil Kumble:
In Anil Kumble house Anil is going to play match,his son says: "Plz dad don't drop the catch today.because tomorrow I have to pay my fees in school".
Virendra Sehwag:
In Virendra Sehwag's house,his mother tell him "Beta plz play seriously now.You didnot make hundred in last 2 year.But plz now play just see at your sister who is at marrying age".
Irfan Pathan:
Irfan Pathan who was playing under Dravid.After finishing quota He leaves ground and ride on bicycle.After Dravid asked he replies "Captain, I was going to another match,Because here I didnot anything,may be in another match"
Harbhajan Singh:
At Harbhajan house,his grocery supplier goes to his mother and said "aunty,plz pay the bill .Your due is very much".Then his mother replied "son,you know that y son was not getting wicket nowadays..So when he got bagful wicket we will pay the bill".To his argument he replied "Auntygi,Do not tell lie.yesterday he got one wicket I saw.Now plz pay".To that his mother replied "son,This money will go for only newspaper bill.You have to wait".
Anil Kumble:
In Anil Kumble house Anil is going to play match,his son says: "Plz dad don't drop the catch today.because tomorrow I have to pay my fees in school".
Virendra Sehwag:
In Virendra Sehwag's house,his mother tell him "Beta plz play seriously now.You didnot make hundred in last 2 year.But plz now play just see at your sister who is at marrying age".
Irfan Pathan:
Irfan Pathan who was playing under Dravid.After finishing quota He leaves ground and ride on bicycle.After Dravid asked he replies "Captain, I was going to another match,Because here I didnot anything,may be in another match"
Harbhajan Singh:
At Harbhajan house,his grocery supplier goes to his mother and said "aunty,plz pay the bill .Your due is very much".Then his mother replied "son,you know that y son was not getting wicket nowadays..So when he got bagful wicket we will pay the bill".To his argument he replied "Auntygi,Do not tell lie.yesterday he got one wicket I saw.Now plz pay".To that his mother replied "son,This money will go for only newspaper bill.You have to wait".
Labels: Cricket, cricket humuor, cricket jokes
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